Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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