Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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