my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
