you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Someone signed my nipple.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
