Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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