Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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