but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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