i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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