guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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