Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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