yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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