He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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