im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
being pregnant is like rehab
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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