what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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