We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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