im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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