So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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