I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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