Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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