ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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