His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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