Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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