Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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