love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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