god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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