8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
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