dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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