awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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