? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
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