the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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