girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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