If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
