You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
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