it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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