So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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