Where is the hickey?
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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