Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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