Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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