Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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