Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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