found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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