Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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