It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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