Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
my poor anus
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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