Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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