If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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