Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
