Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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