ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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