All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
No...this little piggys going to the bar
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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